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AYY%Y%%$ TT T _[RR^R^^]YTT T _[ - YY%YYY%%Y%Y%YY _ - SURPRISE SURPRISE ICE-T IS BACK AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH AN EPISODE OF THE WELL-KNOWN SERIES : PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE STARRING : MISS PIGGY TONIGHT'S GUEST STAR : ARNO DAS SCHWEIN. BEFORE WE'LL PROCEED WITH THIS TOTALLY MAD AND REDICULOUS DEMO, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE WIDE OUTER SPACE, FROM THE PLACE OF OUR SERIES, THE SPACE-SHIP : SS MEDISTERP0LSE (A VERY DANISH WORD, SO IF YOU'RE FORIEGN AND DON'T UNDERSTAND DANISH, BAD LUCK, BUT WE CAN GIVE YOU THE ARABIAN TRANSLATION: RASHVARAMADAN PIECE OF CAKE, OR WHAT ?????!!!! OH SHIT, MY SHIP IS ENTERRING AN AREA WITH A HEAVY STORM, AND CRUX ISN'T VERY LUCKY EITHER : HE HAD TO PAY $256738 FOR EXCEEDING TIME ESTIMATED AND HIS SHIP HAS SUFFERED A DAMAGE OF 20% (HAR HAR HAR) IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE BABBELING ABOUT, WE CAN TELL YA THAT WE'RE PLAYING 'PORTS OF CALL' ON THE AMIGA. A RATHER NICE GAME, BUT IT CAN BE TRICKY. THIS EVENING ZEPHYR ENTERRED THE PERSIAN GOLF, AND HE WAS REALLY SURPRISED BY THE FACT THAT HIS SHIP WAS BLOWN INTO PIECES, AND HE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE MYSTERY BERMUDA TRIANGLE, SO HE PASSED THROUGH AND DISSAPEARED FOR EVER IN THE DEPTH OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. NOW 3 HOURS LATER HE'S STILL PISSED !!!!! (HAR HAR HAR - AGAIN !!!!) NOW LET'S LEAVE THE OCEANS ON EARTH. HERE'S THE GERMAN WEATHER REPORT OF SPACE. UNSER INTER-GALAKTISCHER WETTERFROSCH HAT GEMELDET : ASTROIDEN-STUERME BEI JUPITER - DREI BIS VIER SATURN - FUENF MACHT ZUSAMMEN TWOELF !!!!! (C) OTTO WAALKES ADAPTED TO SPACE (C) ICE-T 1988. NOW WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE DUCK OF THE MONTH. DUCK OF THE MONTH JUNE 1988 IS : RUBBERDUCK LET'S GREET HIM. GREETING TO RUBBERDUCK AND ALSO THE REST OF RAZOR EXPRESS. DON'T GET PISSED, YESPER ONLY JOKING !!!! YOU'RE STILL AN ACCEPTABLE FELLOW. TO ALL THE LAMERS WHO WRITE: WE'RE THE BEST - FUCK THE REST OR SOMETHING IN THAT LINE, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLE THINK YOUR THE BEST ??????? TRY TO IMPROVE YOUR PROGRAMMING, LADS !!!!! QUIZ TIME: WHERE DO ALL WOMEN HAVE CURLY HAIR ?????????????????????????????????? NO NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING OF, YOU LITTLE PERVERTED PIGS. THE ANSWER ISN'T : ON THE P.... BUT: IN AFRICA !!!!!! THOSE WHO GAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER ARE LUCKY, CAUSE THOSE WHO THOUGHT DIRTY CAN BE INDICATED AS SEXUALLY DEPRAVED. AND HERE COMES A RACISTIC JOKE, BUT SO THAT NOBODY GET'S OFFENDED, WE CAN TELL THAT WE'RE NOT RACISTS AT ALL. (HE HE) OK HERE IT IS: DO YOU KNOW WHY NEGROES WEAR BIG HATS ????? SO THAT THE PIGEONS DON'T SHIT ON THEIR LIPS !!!!! ANOTHER ONE: WHY DID KU-KLUX-KLAN PURCHASE THE RIGHTS FOR 'ROOTS' ???? THEY WILL SHOW THE PICTURE BACKWARDS TO GET A HAPPY-END. OK NO MORE TOBY-JOKES. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US WRITE TO : ICE-T POSTE RESTANTE 6100 HADERSLEV 1 OR CALL DK+04520143. WE'D LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. BYE AND WHAT FOR DINNER, HONEY ???? (C) ICE-T 1988 IF YOU WANT TO READ THE TEXT ALL OVER AGAIN, SEE YOU IN ABOUT 160 BYTES...................... - AYY%Y%%$ TT T _[RR^R^^]YTT T _[ - /SURPRISE SURPRISE - UICE-T IS BACK AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH AN EPISODE OF THE WELL-KNOWN SERIES : - ITONIGHT'S GUEST STAR : - GARNO DAS SCHWEIN. - MBEFORE WE'LL PROCEED WITH THIS TOTALLY MAD AND REDICULOUS DEMO, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE WIDE OUTER SPACE, FROM THE PLACE OF OUR SERIES, THE SPACE-SHIP : SS MEDISTERP0LSE (A VERY DANISH WORD, SO IF YOU'RE FORIEGN AND DON'T UNDERSTAND DANISH, BAD LUCK, BUT WE CAN GIVE YOU THE ARABIAN TRANSLATION: - MPIECE OF CAKE, OR WHAT - POH SHIT, MY SHIP IS ENTERRING AN AREA WITH A HEAVY STORM, AND CRUX ISN'T VERY LUCKY EITHER : - EHE HAD TO PAY $256738 FOR EXCEEDING TIME ESTIMATED AND HIS SHIP HAS SUFFERED A DAMAGE OF 20% - HIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE BABBELING ABOUT, WE CAN TELL YA THAT WE'RE PLAYING 'PORTS OF CALL' ON THE AMIGA. - IA RATHER NICE GAME, BUT IT CAN BE TRICKY. - GTHIS EVENING ZEPHYR ENTERRED THE PERSIAN GOLF, AND HE WAS REALLY SURPRISED BY THE FACT THAT HIS SHIP WAS BLOWN INTO PIECES, AND HE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE MYSTERY BERMUDA TRIANGLE, SO HE PASSED THROUGH AND DISSAPEARED FOR EVER IN THE DEPTH OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. - LNOW 3 HOURS LATER HE'S STILL PISSED - G(HAR HAR HAR - AGAIN - KNOW LET'S LEAVE THE OCEANS ON EARTH. - MHERE'S THE GERMAN WEATHER REPORT OF SPACE. - HUNSER INTER-GALAKTISCHER WETTERFROSCH HAT GEMELDET : - EASTROIDEN-STUERME BEI JUPITER - DREI BIS VIER - HSATURN - FUENF - MMACHT ZUSAMMEN TWOELF - I(C) OTTO WAALKES - FADAPTED TO SPACE (C) ICE-T 1988. - PNOW WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE DUCK OF THE MONTH. - JDUCK OF THE MONTH JUNE 1988 IS : - JLET'S GREET HIM. - LGREETING TO RUBBERDUCK AND ALSO THE REST OF RAZOR EXPRESS. - JDON'T GET PISSED, YESPER - HYOU'RE STILL AN ACCEPTABLE FELLOW. - PTO ALL THE LAMERS WHO WRITE: WE'RE THE BEST - FUCK THE REST - FOR SOMETHING IN THAT LINE, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLE THINK YOUR THE BEST - ITRY TO IMPROVE YOUR PROGRAMMING, LADS - EWHERE DO ALL WOMEN HAVE CURLY HAIR - DNO NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING OF, YOU LITTLE PERVERTED PIGS. - LTHE ANSWER ISN'T : - LTHOSE WHO GAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER ARE LUCKY, CAUSE THOSE WHO THOUGHT DIRTY CAN BE INDICATED AS SEXUALLY DEPRAVED. - OAND HERE COMES A RACISTIC JOKE, BUT SO THAT NOBODY GET'S OFFENDED, WE CAN TELL THAT WE'RE NOT RACISTS AT ALL. (HE HE) - GOK HERE IT IS: - FDO YOU KNOW WHY NEGROES WEAR BIG HATS - ISO THAT THE PIGEONS DON'T SHIT ON THEIR LIPS - DWHY DID KU-KLUX-KLAN PURCHASE THE RIGHTS FOR 'ROOTS' - HTHEY WILL SHOW THE PICTURE BACKWARDS TO GET A HAPPY-END. - OOK NO MORE TOBY-JOKES. - PIF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US WRITE TO : - FPOSTE RESTANTE - F6100 HADERSLEV 1 - KWE'D LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. - KBYE AND WHAT FOR DINNER, HONEY - IIF YOU WANT TO READ THE TEXT ALL OVER AGAIN, SEE YOU -